bitch i am fabulous >:C

Headcanon of the now: Ghinius has several scars on his body, including a long one up his chest from surgery, all kinds of nonsense on the underside of his elbows from injections, and a long one going up his left arm from a suicide attempt. I kind of go back and forth on what else he has, if anything, especially whether or not he’s cut and cut enough to leave permanent scarring (if I give him cutting scars I usually stick them on his arms, with more on his left arm than right since he’s right handed).

WARNING FOR NONCON, VIOLENCE, AND MY SUCKY-ASS WRITING

I am so sorry to anyone unfortunate to read this shit D:

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Greedler’s love of abusing Oncie is actually a product of deep-rooted/subconscious self-loathing. Do something with this idea and you’re my hero. Especially if that something is porn.

Episode 11 of 08th MS Team would’ve been a billion times better if it ended more like whatever the fuck episode of Madoka where Kyouko takes down Octavia. Because Shiro and Aina actually dying after Aina says something about how Ghinius won’t die alone at least would actually be really fucking sad and moving, and probably would’ve given me x10 more respect for her character. Instead of it feeling cheap and HURF DURF, OF COURSE YOU’RE ALLOWED TO ABANDON AND KILL YOUR BROTHER FOR DICK YOU BARELY KNOW WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES, YOU’RE THE MAIN CHARACTER AND NO ONE’S *SUPPOSED* TO LIKE OR CARE ABOUT THAT GHINIASS.

Oh well, insisting her world comes crashing down when the full reality of what she did hits her after the series makes it at least somewhat better.

So last night I had a dream last night that involved shipping Ghinius with Paptimus.

Not sure how feel.

Srsly, how would that even work? :|

Headcanon of the Now: Ghinius generally doesn’t give to much of a fuck about any of his doctors, except his cardiologist. He enjoys his appointments with him far more than he’s willing to admit because the guy is pretty much a centerfold from Hot Latin Men Magazine. Unfortunately for Ghinius, Raoul is married with kids and completely oblivious to him drooling all over the place every time he walks into his office. Not that he’d be interested in his space AIDS-ridden ass even if he wasn’t.

Pokemon!headcanon of the Now:

Eusine is GERMAN AS BALLS. His mother was born in Germany (or whatever the Pokeworld equivalent of it is) and moved to Celadon when she was 19-ish after having too much fun there on a college trip. There she met Eusine’s father, who was born in Celadon but his parents were also GERMAN AS BALLS (and were kind of nomadic hippies so he probably spent some of his childhood there). He was a performer in the Celadon entertainment/casino district and shortly after Eusine was born his mom found out he wasn’t really the marriage type (more like rowdy playboy/manho) and shit ended with a nasty divorce by the time Eusine was seven.

Eusine only really spent time with his dad on stage, so he’s actually quite the performer (he’s, amongst other things, a countertenor because reasons). As for his mom, his relationship with her was also kinda distant. And since most of her extended family is back in Germany (and good chunks of the Dad’s extended family are kind of… nonexistent), he really didn’t have anyone in his family he was close to, save for his grandfather (his dad’s dad), who’d settled down in Celadon for good by the time he was born due to being old and shit. He told him all about his travels and legendary Pokemon, which is where Eusine first developed certain interests *cough* especially since he had a particular fondness for Suicune since he’d seen it on several occasions.

Flash forward into Eusine’s early adulthood. He’s been with Morty several years, shit’s good, but them grandpa dies. Eusine doesn’t handle it well AT ALL, and thus he goes from quirky but sweet to raging psuedo-religious fanatic who lives only to capture Suicune. Which is, btw, is him subconsciously wanting to bring his Grandpa back.

And that’s not even all of my Eusine fanon :v

tl;dr, Eusine is German and fucking psycho, news at 11.

Fanon of the now

Yuri’s parents are like, off the boat Russian. And his mom is constantly harassing him and Ghinius as to whether or not Ghinius has found/needs help finding NICE RUSSIAN GIRL. Which of course will never happen and deep down is just wishful thinking on her part because she doesn’t really want to acknowledge Ghinius is flaming out the ass and kind of grew up obviously wanting her son’s balls hardcore.

Looking at YuriGhini while listening to t.A.T.u is the most oddly fitting thing ever :v

Pretty sure I need parody fanart

So for Valentine’s Day I wrote and posted a horrendously creepy fill for a prompt on the Disney kink meme. Instead of, you know, spending time with that special someone, making passionate love, honoring romance, etc.

oops.

Probably gonna round the day out with some Ghinius torture RP with Rory too.

Going to Hell brb.