Reblog if you like both Normaler AND Oncest (◡‿◡✿)
Let me see that I’m not alone ;A;
Sweet jesus I just wrote a Oncest drabble
WARNING FOR NONCON, VIOLENCE, AND MY SUCKY-ASS WRITING
I am so sorry to anyone unfortunate to read this shit D:
SEISHUNCON ‘12 PLAN OF ATTACK
Okay, so I’m gonna have my sorry ass at Seishuncon this weekend. Prepare your butts for that fucking beanpole/the goddamn Once-ler on Friday (the vest version because I am lazy and cheap. I’ll be the one with the thick-ass handknit thneed and inverted stripes on the pants because I done goofed while painting them), Uniform!Ghinius on Saturday, and I don’t know what the fuck on Sunday (possibly Puru).
Zeth and I are gonna’ be running the Camp-out Camp panel at 1AM Friday night/Saturday morning. Come and watch all manner of terrible, cheesy things as I rapidly loose sobriety! Witness adventures of Italian Spiderman! Learn how to protect yourself against tricky people! If you like so bad it’s good, this is the panel for you.
It’s a shame that I’m probably the only UCfag Oncelut, because I have the most horrible idea for a fanart/fic/shit/etc.
The various Onceler askblogs/personas as PURUPURUPURUPURUPURUPURUPURUPURUPURUPURUS. Like straight up Oncie as Puru, Greedler as Puru 2, Abused Greedler as Marida and whatever the fuck else. No one but me would get it though, and I’m pretty sure the UC fandom would lynch me for it (tainting the name of the damn of guns and all that shit).
I should shut up :I





